Psychic Attack (DVD Special Edition Files)

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Psychic Attack



          Banzai Institute

          

          Wed, 18 April '01       
          12:45 PDST

          

          From: PERFECT TOMMY, C.O. BLUE BLAZE IRREGULARS

          

          To: Mojo, Army of One, Red Dick, Pegleg Pete, Running Horse
          Lebowitz

          

          Have just conferred with the Founder this A.M. and found him

          'no fooling' mad enough to sign on to our worldwide psychic
          attack to

          liberate Reno.

          

          One proviso, per his request: to limit satellite damage and

          boost the required element of surprise, a precise coordinated

          three-hour burst is to be brought to bear on a single target,
          25 May,

          after which date conditions will be reassessed whether to
          continue the

          campaign.

          

          Attack details: all participants should focus the energy
          gateway portals

          at the centers of their palms upon Prague,
          Czechoslovakia--either a globe

          or a flat map will do--while the more psychically adept shall
          target

          specifically the Church of Bones at Kutna Hora, in the Prague
          environs,

          between the hours 1900-2200 GMT, 25 May.  Since the
          effect of psychic energy

          on Hanoi Xan is thought to be negligible, the individual to be
          targeted is

          his business associate Herr Hackenkreuz of the giant German
          international

          media group B.  It is rumored "Mr. Swastika" will meet
          with Xan at said church

          under extremely heavy secrecy to discuss business matters.

          

          Two messages shall be sent by psychic pathway, at regularly
          recurring

          intervals during the designated timeframe:

          

          "FREE RENO FROM UNKNOWN LAOGAI."

          "DO NOT KILL CHICKEN TO SCARE MONKEY."

          

          Since media group B is believed to be a property over which
          Xan covets

          control, it is believed he will entertain favorably a
          humanitarian request

          from Hackenkreuz.

          

          Good vibrations,

          

          Tommy

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